The Bandit Lair

The Bandit Lair:

The SOS Brigade is a group made by Suzumiya Haruhi to take on quests about supernatural things. She is a knight and the leader of the Brigade. She wears a chain-mail under her tunic and uses a broadsword for battle. She always wears a yellow hairband. Asahina Mikuru is the healer of our group. She wears a beret and an outfit for mages. She uses a wooden staff and a rosary to heal her allies. Nagato Yuki is our spellcaster. She uses elemental arts unlike Mikuru who uses healing arts. She is also a close friend of Mikuru. She wears glasses and clothes of a witch. She uses a book, which contains the incantations for her spells, and gloves, which is enchanted by magic. Koizumi Itsuki is the sharpshooter. He uses a long, elven bow. He wears a vest under his coat, both of which is made of leather. Lastly, my name is Kyon and I am a master thief, an agile fighter holding two short blades. I wear a hood made of leather and a chain-mail. All of us came from distant lands. Haruhi came from the Kingdom of Cynth and was trained in swordplay. Mikuru and Yuki were students of the school of wizards. Itsuki mastered archery. He didn’t say where though. As for me, I was trained in secrecy. Outcasts as some may say. When I was kid, I was given different tasks of assassination. From kings to ministers, I just did what they say. Okay enough about us; let’s get on with the story.

For many years, the kingdom of Cynth was disturbed by bandits. They stole jewelry, killed people and committed other heinous crimes. The king was bothered a lot because of the seemingly unending complaints of the people. He already sent numerous warriors to catch them but all of them failed. Then he called us. As usual, Haruhi didn’t care because it doesn’t contain any supernatural things but the king added that a big stash of gold in store for anyone who captures the leader of those bandits. This piqued the interest of Haruhi. And that’s why we are here now, riding a caravan to Cynth.

Haruhi: How much longer before we get there?

Kyon: About halfway.

The one who is driving is me and next to me was Haruhi. Mikuru is currently giving out some refreshing tea for us. That’s pretty thoughtful of her, isn’t it? Anyways, we are just a peaceful group who comes passing by on the road to Cynth. Nothing weird happens. We are already 2/3 of the way. We are almost there.

Haruhi: I wish something would happen right this instant. It’s so boring.

Just as Haruhi wished, something happens. Arrows flies through the air.

They are aimed for us! I thought.

Before the arrows hit our caravan, Mikuru used her magic to create a shield.

Haruhi: Quickly, to battle!

Kyon: Fine.

Mikuru, Yuki & Itsuki: Yes.

As Mikuru’s shield dispels, we engage our enemies. They seem to be the bandits that we were searching for. They use metal clubs with spikes for melee battle. In an instant, the battle started. There are twenty bandits that need to be disposed of. I start to blend myself to the shadows while Haruhi goes all-out, swinging her broadsword around. Because of my speed and agility, it is as if I am invisible. Suddenly appearing behind my enemy and silently killing them. With just the two of us, half of the bandits were left dead while the rest were finished of by Itsuki with his fast and rapid shots. The battle didn’t last even for ten minutes; however there was one who was left. Haruhi points her broadsword at him and all the while Itsuki was ready to fire at any moment. I appear behind him and also point my weapon at him, ready to strike if there is hostility. Immediately, he drops his club and dagger. We all relaxed.

Bandit: Wait! Wait! I surrender! I surrender!

Haruhi: What do we do with him?

Kyon: Let’s take him to the king.

Haruhi: Yeah, yeah.

Again, we continue our path to Cynth. Mikuru gives out some refreshing tea to our “hostage”.

She is truly kind I thought.

After a few minutes, we reached our destination. We are currently in front of the gate of the Kingdom of Cynth. After a few moments, they opened their gates to us. I park the caravan to the side and we continue onward. The guards assisted us to the palace. There the king sits on his throne, seemingly happy to see us.

Haruhi: Hey king how is it going in here? Any changes?

King: Welcome SOS Brigade. I recognize you, Suzumiya-san. You are our country’s first female knight. You are most welcome here.

Haruhi: Thanks. By the way, these are the members.

Itsuki: Koizumi Itsuki, a master archer. It is an honor to meet you.

Mikuru: Asahina Mikuru, a mage of healing arts. It’s nice to meet you.

Yuki: Nagato Yuki

Kyon: She is a mage of elemental arts. I am Kyon, a swift and agile fighter.

King: It is wonderful to meet all of you. Now about your task, it is unknown where they are hiding. We need to just wait for them to attack then let us capture one of them.

Haruhi: That is not anymore needed. We have this.

Itsuki: We caught one of their members when they attacked us.

King: Then let us now interrogate him.

Haruhi: No. Not yet. First let us talk about the reward.

Kyon: Hey we haven’t even started the mission.

Haruhi: How much do you intend to give us?

As usual, she only hears what she wants to hear. The king then orders one of his servants to bring in the stash of gold. Haruhi quickly opens the chest. Inside is the unthinkable wealth that we could gain. She then agrees to the king request. Maybe she thinks that we could easily do this mission. Just like Itsuki said “There is a strong string of trust from Haruhi towards you.” And we interrogate the bandit who in return refuses to say anything. That bandit is very loyal to his lord that we cannot even get him to say his name. We were on the verge of giving up when Yuki came and touched his forehead while looking at him blankly. Suddenly, he said aloud the information.

Bandit: He has a base which is located somewhere around the woods outside the kingdom. He has an army of 154 bandits. They use spiked clubs for battle. It has only one entrance. His favorite food is noodles. He also has a pet cat and . . .

Haruhi: Okay we got the information. Now let’s go and get that reward.

King: Wait, before you go, take with you 30 of my men into battle . . .

Haruhi: We don’t need them. We take care of them with no help from your soldiers, right?

Itsuki: Yes, ma’am

King: Then could you do me another favor? Could you shut this guy up?

Bandit: I like flowers. I polish my club and dagger everyday. I always do exercises before going to camp. I helped an old lady cross the street yesterday . . .

Kyon: He seems to be a refined warrior with a clean heart. You could train him as one of your soldiers.

I gave Yuki a nod then she touched his forehead again. He turned back to normal with no memories of what has just happened. The king immediately asked the bandit to apply as a soldier of their kingdom. Strangely, he didn’t give a second thought a bit and quickly said yes. As we left, we saw him training to be a knight. I’m kind of happy for him since he found where he should really be.

After a few moments, we reached the woods where the Bandit base is located. Then, we separate into two groups to look in different directions. Haruhi pulls out five sticks with different tips, two of which has a colored tip while three without. Then each of us gets one. Hopefully, I could be teamed up with Mikuru-chan and walk around the forest for a while. And I picked one then looked at its tip. It is colorless which means I will get in a team of three. Wishfully thinking again, I could get teamed up with Asahina-san. I look around to see my groupmates; Mikuru got a stick with a colored tip and so as Itsuki. Then that means I will be grouped with Yuki and Haruhi.

What a bother! I said to myself.

Before, we departed Itsuki wore his plastic kind of smile that he always shows. Bastard, if anything happens to Mikuru, Death will stalk you. Anyways, let us skip a few events. Nothing happened much in the search, we didn’t find anything. Yuki just read her book while Haruhi acted as a detective. Then time passed by and we went back to the starting point.

Haruhi: Unfortunately, we didn’t anything. How about you two?

Itsuki: We didn’t find anything also.

Mikuru: Um . . . I found something quite interesting.

Haruhi: What is it?

Mikuru: I think I found a sign which says “Bandits Lair” while we were searching.

Itsuki: Isn’t it kind of strange that the bandits would put a sign in order to locate their base?

Haruhi: Yes, he has a point.

Kyon: First let us check it out. Mikuru, do you still remember where you found that particular sign?

Mikuru gave a nod to my question and she led the way. We followed her for a few moments then we found the sign that she said about.

It is true I thought as though being amazed at his being too much simple-minded.

“Stupidity at its best.” This is a quote from someone whom I can’t remember. Anyways, we followed the sign which led us to the entrance of their base. Fortunately, there are no bandits that guard the entrance. We enter the facility. Suddenly the entrance closed. I knew that this was a trap. But there weren’t any bandits.

Kyon: That’s strange; I expected a lot of bandits to charge at us in numerous numbers.

Itsuki: That is also what I thought.

Haruhi: That doesn’t matter. Let’s just take out anything that stands in our way.

Kyon: You mean you don’t have any strategy planned?

Haruhi: No.

I let out a big sigh as I put palm on my face. Being the leader of a group, she should have a plan or some kind of strategy. It is very typical of her to go all-out in any battle. We then follow the path towards the end of the base. A huge tent awaited us but still no bandits. Isn’t this the bandit’s lair? If it is then where are the bandits? They should have attacked us by now. If it isn’t then why did the entrance close? Despite the questions, we enter the tent only to find a beautiful girl held captive. Mikuru recognized her. And quickly they greeted each other.

Mikuru: Tsuruya-san!

Tsuruya: Mikuru-chan.

Kyon: You know her?

Mikuru: She is my childhood friend.

Itsuki: Then I suppose, Yuki knows her.

Yuki: No.

Tsuruya: I’m Tsuruya, a close friend of Mikuru and we met when we were still young.

Mikuru didn’t tell me anything about her having a childhood friend. She is indeed pretty. She has green knee-length hair and has a fang-like tooth on the left. What intrigues me is she wears a maid costume but I dare not to ask. While we were conversing, Haruhi kept looking around the tent. Something still bothers me.

Kyon: Hey, Yuki don’t you think that maybe the bandit, that we caught, lied?

Yuki: That is unlikely to happen. I made use of my spell of truth which makes the target reveal all that he suppresses.

Kyon: Then this is the bandit’s lair.

She didn’t answer but gave a nod. After a few moments, we decided to go out the tent. Awaiting us was the bandits who were ready for a battle. We draw out our weapons to engage them. Unfortunately, Tsuruya-san is without weaponry. Haruhi charges away from the group towards the ambush. If we don’t have a strategy, then I’ll give the orders myself.

Kyon: Itsuki, Mikuru and Yuki, stay close to Tsuruya and protect her while Haruhi and I will be fighting on the front.

Mikuru and Itsuki: Yeah.

I leave them and follow Haruhi into battle. Haruhi already took out ten of the bandits and still going strong. I blend into the shadows and take out several bandits. I appear behind and take them into the soothing arms of Death. Slowly we advance, about 1/3 distance from the entrance. Still Haruhi and I are still going strong, not the slightest hint of tiredness. At this point Yuki started to use some of her spells to aid us. She didn’t want to use her spells recklessly so she uses it when necessary. “Second Raid” I heard Itsuki say as he fired three magic arrows towards the crowd. It swiftly pierces through, taking out three straight rows of bandits. It also took out a bandit that almost hit me. Since there is an interval of one second before I could blend back into the shadows, then there is a possibility that I could be hit by my opponent. I continue the fight and advance. Now we’re at 2/3 distance. Tiredness is showing on Haruhi and me.

Kyon: Mikuru, cast heal on the front.

Mikuru: Yes.

Immediately, I regained my energy. There is an interval in between spells so Mikuru could not cast many at the same time. She then starts her second heal. Before she could finish the spell, Haruhi got herself surrounded with no way to escape. She far off from any of us so help could not come easily and the nearest is me. I head towards her location, parrying the attacks of my opponents. One of the bandits leaps towards Haruhi. This isn’t good; I’m a still a distance away. This is like a check in chess. Suddenly, an arrow flies through the air hitting the bandit in the chest. Sigh that was a close one but still this is no time to be rejoicing. Itsuki cannot fire a dozen and more arrows at the same time; there is an interval in between shots. If all of them charges at Haruhi, then that’s a checkmate. But good thing I’m given a bit more time to lessen the distance. I’m halfway through, a little more then I could close the gap between us. They all took the chance and charged at Haruhi at the same time but still Mikuru’s heal is halfway from being cast. I didn’t want to use this technique but still it is better to regret something you done than to regret something you didn’t do. I swiftly move towards Haruhi. In an instant, I materialized at her side. I bite the handle on my blade while still holding the other in one hand. I carry her on my right arm. “Hurricane” I spin around rapidly, creating a whirlwind around us. It sends the bandits flying through the air. But since we are in the ‘eye of the storm’, we weren’t affected by the wind that stirred up. As the winds calms down, I leap towards Mikuru and the others.

Haruhi: Thanks, Kyon.

Kyon: No problem. (Looking at Itsuki and the others) I leave her to you while I get back into battle.

Itsuki: Great work. We’ll take care of her.

Kyon: Yeah, thanks.

After a few minutes, we got to see the entrance. Just a little more then we could escape. Still, the number of bandits is many. The first to get to the entrance is Itsuki. He turns back and fires arrows to help us. Then Haruhi and I come next, followed by Mikuru and Tsuruya while lastly, Yuki.

Itsuki: Hurry, I can’t deflect them any longer. There are too many in number.

Kyon: Its okay we’re all here.

Itsuki: Hey, Yuki-chan, come on.

Yuki: I’m fine. Carry on and I’ll just tag along later.

Itsuki: You sure?

Yuki: . . .

Itsuki: I’ll take it as a yes.

She did not respond however she started chanting one of her spells. “Maiden of ice who sleepeth in silent forests, grace my enemies with your pure smile and offer them thy bosom. . .” We turn around to escape. As we do so, a cold breeze is felt behind us. I look behind to see what happened but I only saw Yuki catching up and with no bandits on her tail. We climb up the caravan and travel towards Cynth.

After a few moments, we returned to the entrance of the kingdom. As usual, the guards opened it for us and I parked the caravan at the side. We arrived at the castle. The bandit, that recently became a knight, greeted us and waved. He seemed to be enjoying his new position. The king awaited us right on his throne.

King: Welcome back, SOS Brigade. How is your mission?

Haruhi: We took care of all the bandits but, unfortunately, the bandit lord wasn’t there.

King: Ah, indeed I expected that.

Haruhi & Kyon: Huh!?

King: The former bandit, who is now a knight, was the bandit lord. It seems that he was just forced into the position.

Kyon: Then why didn’t you inform us!

King: That’s kind of a bother so I didn’t do so.

Haruhi: Anyways, how about the reward?

King: It is here but first tell me about that girl in a maid outfit.

Mikuru: Her name is Tsuruya and she is my childhood friend.

King: Is that so? Any friend of Haruhi’s friend is welcome here.

He then orders one of his men to bring in the stash of fortune. A chest stood in front of us. Immediately, Haruhi opened the chest and looked inside. Half of the chest is filled with gold. Unfortunately we were expecting much more than this; perhaps a chest fully filled with gold. All of us gladly accepted it except for Haruhi who argued with the king. It took a lot of effort to calm her down. It took half an hour before we could get her to accept. We waved goodbye to Tsuruya and the knight as we left.